29/04/2010

Issue 1: August 1993 - THE MANAGER'S COLUMN


Welkommen to ein new season at der Rangers Seftonenburg. I have ein schwei problems with selectioning of ze team, ya? Jimmy Banks is un grossenkleinenfatbastard und he ate all the pies. Sauce, der kornflakenhairyarse has defected from der Reich.

Tim Parr, eattheleadofthekaiseryankeedog, is a blinderblunderdumbkof. Donner und blitzer der English are pigs. Scumbag und Paddy are as prone to der injury as und black forest warthog dans einer bobsleigh. Und Tottie, gott in himmel, Tottie has der schiez for der brains.

Long live the Reich of the ginger-haired race!

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